Saturday, April 2, 2016

21: Right now - Grae Chambers

At this very moment, somewhere in the universe, someone has proclaimed that today is FINALLY the day that they'll start their diet. so for breakfast, they grab an apple. Okay, so far so good. then they jog up their stairs just a little faster than they would have yesterday morning. A warm shower wakes them up and distracts them from food. Okay, it's been 30 minutes since they last ate and they aren't even hungry, maybe this whole diet thing will be super easy. Only what like 2 days until they can achieve Victoria secret angel status? Okay now it's been 45 minutes and the hunger is setting in. So at this moment they must question, WWTBD? (What would Tyra banks do?). Since she's pretty fit she would probably go for a jog. So they lace up their tennis shoes and take a little too long to stretch their legs and mentally prepare for the daunting task ahead. Said someone then proceeds to jog to the end of the street. Then they walk for the next 30 minutes. By this time it's acceptable to eat lunch, but they're too tired from their run to chef up something healthy, so this bag of Cheetos will have to do. Oh well there's always tomorrow.

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