This is my not-so-secret ability. Many of you may know I'm already a champion at it. I sleep during Calculus, Spanish, Physics, APUSH, and Statistics. And Lunch sometimes.
Step 1) Make sure you are at a comfortable temperature. Just a little bit hot, but not so much that you are sweating. No one can sleep when they're shivering or sweating like a pig.
Step 2) Slouch back in your chair. You'll do a couple head nods as you doze off, but if you put your head down you'll have a teacher down your neck before you're able to count sheep.
Step 3) Start tuning out the teacher. Even if it's important, you'll be able to get the notes and details later from a friend in a much more condensed and efficient version.
Step 4) Close your eyes, and relax. Let the now monotone (only because you're zoning it out) voice of the teacher soothe you right into a void of nothingness, and then off to sleep.
Good night.
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