Assignment 20: How to sleep through a tornado Tyler Rosenkrantz

I'm fairly certain that i could sleep through the end of the world. Now the end of the world is much more advance than a tornado, so ill just teach how to sleep through a tornado for all you newbies. Now i am aware that all of you are fairly new to sleeping so ill make sure to explain with much detail.
Step 1: Shed all garment and/or clothing and change into what are known as "pajamas" or comfy sleep clothes.
2: You will need to acquire a very large and comfortable blanket.
3: Insert yourself into the bed, above one sheet but below the blanket and/or comforter.
4. Wrap yourself up in the blanket like a cocoon, or a burrito, which ever is easier for you to visualize.
5. As soon as you are as snug as bug in a rug you'll have free one arm from your burrito cocoon and turn off the lights.
6. Close your eyes
7. Stop thinking about sleep and instead simply fall asleep.
8. While you are sleeping you will need to toss and turn and rip off all the sheets off your bed like i do.
9. When you wake up it should look like a tornado hit your bed while you were sleeping, but its okay because you slept through it and are are now awake and feeling refreshed. Congratulations, you have passed basic training, it was an honor teaching you.