How to Make Irony-20 Evan Hays

How to make a How to List:

Step One: Select a topic, make sure its either simple enough that a person a should be able to do it on their own, or make sure that its a topic so obscure that the only people reading your post will already know how to do it.

Step Two: Begin with a simple introduction on the uses of the product, then make sure to move into the actual steps with some really intelligent phrase like "without further ado"

Step Three: "Step 1- Followed by a description of the first preliminary steps"

Step Four: "Step 2- Put every single middle step into this space even if it makes it incoherent and difficult to follow, nobody likes lists of more than 3 steps"

Step Five: Concluding steps, make sure you finish with well wishes, something like, "now go have a grand time with your particle accelerator..."