How to... -Emily Spivey

   Today I am going to teach you how to be the second best procrastinator on the planet. You can't be first because that spot is reserved for me. 

   First things first, when you get an assignment, forget about it. Instead of thinking about your work, think about a milkshake or a large, greasy order of fries from McDonald's. Now, when your teacher reminds you about it every single day it might be hard but if you want to be as good as I am, it's a requirement.  

   Next thing, find ANYTHING to keep yourself busy. This includes starting Grey's Anatomy (an 11 season series) on Netflix and turning it on anytime you even think about doing your assignment. This tip really does the trick. It takes your mind completely off your work. 

   And last but not least, if you want to pass your class or do somewhat well on your assignment, you can either do it the night before it is due (*cough* *cough* my blog posts) OR you could even do it the hour before it is due in another class (**can have a bad outcome**). 

Just follow these rules if you want to be one of the best procrastinators.