Wednesday, February 17, 2016

How to... - Elle Ogden

How to love a dog

Step 1: just pet the dog, you'll fall in love.
Now for most people, that would be the only step, but if you need a little more, here ya go.
Step 2: Come home. This step is easy. Just walk through the door and you'll be greeted with so much happiness, you can't help but smile. Dogs are ALWAYS happy to see you, no matter what.
Step 3: Sit on the couch. Again, an easy step, but no need to grab a blanket. Dogs are excellent heaters, especially in the winter. Some dogs will even sit on top of you. What's not to love about a 60 lb lap dog?
Step 4: Ever want to go for a walk, but don't want to go alone? Have no fear, dogs will again, ALWAYS want to go with you, even if it's just to get the mail. So I guess this step is go for a walk, and take your furry friend with you. They'll provide the best company known to man.
Step 5: Talk to the dog. You may feel stupid at first, but everyone has that baby voice they use for dogs. There's nothing cuter than seeing their ears perk up at the sound of your voice.
Step 6: Eat. Again, easy, but you'll never eat alone. Dogs ALWAYS want to share a meal with you. They would just rather it be made out of your food, and not theirs.

I could go on and on, but honestly, if you don't love dogs after these then you aren't human. I mean they're called man's best friend for a reason.

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