Assignment 10: BOO Jordan Strange

ZOMBIES HAVE ATTACKED. THIS IS SO THRILLING.
If zombies attacked, this would for sure be the thrill of a lifetime. It's so exciting. It's be like a real life video game. This is weird because I've thought about this before. So. In my room, there's a secret latch entrance of sorts behind my bed. That you can't see unless you type in a bajillion codes and fingerprints and stuff to eventually get in. Once you get in, everything is steel, there's only one entry and exit, and nothing can get in or out, unless you go through a series of identity scans. So, only your family and close friends can come. So, once you're in, you slide down a steel slide that takes you about 300 feet underground to this steel house. This house has 2 bathrooms, showers, and 10 bedrooms, each with their own 10 year supply of every food imaginable. You have clean, running water, and backup water storage tanks for when things get worse. There's electricity and TVs and a huge game room with pool and air-hockey and ping pong and badminton. There's lots to do in this steel underground house. And no one knows it exists. And if the zombies find a way to get in, we have a self destruct plan and 5 different jets that take us to 5 more unknown steel house locations all around the world. There's even one underwater.

Worse comes to worst, we get found and we get killed. But that's okay because in the end we live with Jesus anyways. Whatta good life.