Sunday, November 15, 2015

Brave Little Toaster: Alexis Kirkland

Howdy! I'm Alexis' phone. She named me Philip, initially. My journey started in August of 2013, when I was first given to Alexis. She's taken such great care of me ever since! We've been through so much together. Two One Direction concerts, thousands of texts, and only having room to keep 3 apps on me. because I only have 6.4 GB. It's great though, it helps her from getting spoiled and allows her to be thankful for everything I give her.

My daily routine goes as follows:
At 5:35, I start screaming the Marimba version of Drag Me Down by One Direction into her ear. She likes to be up early so she can complain about how early she has to wake up and how tired she is. To wake her up some more, she gets on 2 of the 3 apps stored on me: Instagram and Twitter. She LOVES those... specifically so she can keep track of the 1D boys, which I too have grown to love. She might make me play some music for her while she gets ready, but nowadays it's usually on her tablet, and my good friend, named Alexis' Tablet. I call him... I don't really call him anything, there's no need for me to. If I need him I jsut say "Hey!" and he's there. Anyways! I go to school with Alexis, along with her iPod named Augustus. Augustus is a hoot, very young but very wise. Alexis uses me a lot throughout the day, especially now that One Direction's newest album just dropped on November 13, titled Made In The A.M. https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/made-in-a.m.-deluxe-edition/id1040170924 For the most part, though, I tend to sit in her dark backpack, which kinda smells and is not very hospitable, but it's whatever. When we go home, we spend a lot of time together, too. She uses me to text her friends and stalk the 1D boys on an hourly basis. She goes between me and the tablet. Before long, it's late, and she makes me tell all her friends goodnight and sets an alarm on me so that I can scream into her ear again at 5:35 am.

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