Assignment 12: Brave Little Toasters (Tyler Gorman)

I easily have the most important job of anyone--or thing--that I know.
Well, I say "job" but I really mean "jobs"; there really isn't all that much I can't do. My main purpose is to help my owner, whether it be talking to his friends, listening to music (I happen to be an incredibly talented singer), finding some piece of information on the internet, or giving him a game to play while he sits bored in class or in the car. And in return, my owner cares for me by making sure I'm not lost or stolen and that my screen doesn't get cracked. In fact, that's the reason he and I found each other in the first place--you should have seen the condition of his last phone. I'm sure that'll never happen to me; he never drops me onto a parking lot or runs me over with a car like his last one. He clearly likes me more. I mean, who wouldn't prefer a high-tech HTC One M8 like myself to some lousy iPhone 4?