Assignment 13 Tyler Rosenkrantz

America. Home of the free ("health care") and the land of the brave, where u get a trophy for participating. Congress met last Wednesday and ended up passing the Fairness Act. This piece of legislation not only declares "everyone a winner", but in the case a sporting event or a conflict, the favor goes towards the side with a disadvantage and automatically makes them a winner. Because everybody knows - life is fair. 

This Act will change the world. This will allow for fair sports teams, settled conflicts , and even a fully functioning congress and government. No more unjust lawsuits or unfair criminal trials. This is what America needed and will lead to the pure , perfect America that this country wants and needs.